A WOOF'S GUIDE TO SURVIVAL

A WOOF'S GUIDE TO SURVIVAL:

July 27, 2010









WOOF: Adult Male Homosexual, dedicated to helping other Woofs worldwide, while building friendships, loving and sexual relationships with one another. No one over 21 may have sexual relationships with anyone under twenty one. The "Young, Dumb and Full of Come" crowd are not invited. There will be no "Sugar-Daddying" (on either end of that)...all WOOFS are equal, we do not believe in race, we have our own individual religious beliefs (or not), and seek to nurture EACH OTHER, and establish INDEPENDENCE for each other. Each WOOF is to be their own man, thus allowing us to be stronger for each other. We seek to be strong warriors, but only in matters directly involving Woofs or children, and believe that the fewer casualties among us, the better. THERE WILL BE NO SACRIFICES OF ANY KIND. WE ARE EACH OTHER'S FAMILIES. NO WOMEN (ESPECIALLY LESBIANS), TRANS-SEXUALS OR DRAG QUEENS ARE ALLOWED. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN MURDERING AND EATING US SINCE HISTORY BEGAN, THUS WE MUST REMAIN A VOLUNTEER ORGANIZATION.









DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY WOMEN, LESBIANS, TRANNIES and DRAG QUEENS WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF WOOF-DOM. They want your sperm, to eat and/or abuse your children, and eventually to kill and eat.









Snow: Dead Woof



Snowplough: Woofkiller



Avalanche, Landslide=A Lot of Dead Woofs



Also: Trees, Leaves, Birds, Blues, Angels, Cuckoos, Dogs, Dawgs (I think Bears, Wolves, Otters and so on are cannibals).



Snowflake baby: Child of a murdered woof.



TIME: Cannibal Cult, lead by Leonard Cohen. "Let No Man Steal Your Thyme," "A Good Time Was Had By All," "Let the Good Times Roll," "Do You Know What Time It Is?," Time Is Of the Essence," 'Time Is On My Side," etc.



Do You Know What Time It Is?: Cannibal Cult



NOTHING, NOBODY: Pedophile, Pedocannibal Cult. Slogans: Nobody Loves a Hero, Nobody Knows Nothin', Nobody Is Their Own Man, Nobody Loves You When You're Down and Out, ROSES IN TEETH, "Keeping Them Honest," "The Honest World," "Blind," "Love Is Blind," etc.



House of Cards: A hierarchy in the Time/Nothing Cults, same as Tarot Cards, etc.



Gay, Pride, ACT-UP, Silence=Death, "Coming Out," "Outing," Queer Nations, etc.=All Hardcore ruses to have Woofs be identified so as to murder and eat them. Also "Bugchasers," young Woofs convinced that to be a good Woof it is necessary to have AIDS.



Sun, Sunrise, Sunshine, Ladybug, Butterfly, Gypsies, Roses, Lilies, Flowers, Female fairies, Mountains, Parsley Sage Rosemary & Thyme, Mermaid, Crows (Woofeaters), Dykes, Wimmen, Womyn: Abused and abusing Woofkilling women.



Lesbian Separatist: Lesbian who only has contact with other Lesbians. Major murderer of Woofs.



The Hardcore Militia: a coalition of various Woofkilling, AIDS-spreading cults and hate groups. Key-jangling, nose-scratching, coughing, whistling and other sound-signals are forms of brainwashing, re-traumatizing their victims every time they hear these sounds. How to negate brainwashing: making an L-shape with thumb and forefinger and place thumb at center of forehead with forefinger pointing straight up. It helps if a Woof does it to another Woof by surprise. Try it at the supermarket, for instance. Slogans and symbols of Hardcore Militia: If You Feed a Dog It Will Follow You Anywhere, Lanterns, Glass Eyes, Fish (Woofs), Bicycles (Woofs), Horses (Woofkillers), Brother's Keeper, Be the Gatekeeper of Your Own Soul, A Little Birdy Told Me, You Can Pick Your Friends You Can Pick Your Nose But You Can't Pick Your Friends' Noses, Smokers (Woofs), You Don't Look Like a Smoker, The Birds Have Come Home to Roost, Diamonds ("Fixed" Woofs), You Are Not Alone, You Can't Always Get What You Want, Big Brother, Dancing Bears, Rainbows, It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature,



If someone especially a woman asks you "Do you want to know a secret," say "Fuck NO." Anyone who seeks you out and wants to be your "friend," has some sort of agenda. Trust only Woofs, no matter what name they call you: "Faggots, Fairies, Limp-Wristed (Ducks), Sitting Duck, Lame Duck, All Ducks in a Row, etc.



Gay Pride: a coalition of Lesbians, cannibals, pedophiles, zoophiles (bestiality), excrement (scat) freaks, etc. ANYONE but Woofs. The Lesbians (especially Lesbian Separatists, Trannies, Drag Queens, Women's Music Movement and Lilith Fair Baby Eating Cult spread AIDS intentionally. AIDS was developed from a mild, common cold like virus known as the Green Monkey that Woof sailors used to get, and was spread primarily through the ruse of getting "tested" for HIV. There are four "monkeys" who have the original virus which is a cure for AIDS.)



Gentle: Cannibal



Pro-Choice: Foetus & Woof Meat



Pro-Life: Baptized Baby and Baptized Woof Meat



Rain: Woman eating



The Process: A tripartite Baby Raping, Assassination, AIDS-Spreading Cult, including the Process Therapy cult. Slogans: Writing is a Process, It's all a Process, etc. Symbols: mirrors, magnifying glasses, hairbrushes



Creativity Movement: A child-abuse, AIDS-spreading cult, comprised of four cults, dedicated to Satan, Lucifer, God and Jesus (I think).



Disciples of Christ (D.O.C.):Woofkilling cannibal cult



Children of God: Pedophile, Pedocannibal cult



Other Woofkilling cults: Scientology, Catholicism, Opus Dei, Divas, AWOL, AA, World Church of the Creator, Mother of God, AWOL, Wicca, Al-Queda, Taliban, Baden Terrorist Group, Black Panthers, Tigers (Pedocannibals), NAACP, Rick Ross Cult Page, Amway, Exodus Movement, Mormonism, PETA, Elf, Skinheads, Skinheads for Peace, KKK, Neo-Nazism, Zionism, Anti-Defamation League, Catholic League, Christian Science, Paganism, Cult of Diana, Deadheads, Phishheads, Parrotheads, etc.









Gateway Drugs: Used to cull in new "recruits". "Maui Wowie," "Poppers,"



etc.



Hardcore Drugs: Used to kill, brainwash or drive crazy Woofs: Acid ("Goonybirds," "Yellow Sunshine," etc. ) "Angel"-Dust, PCP, GHB, etc.









HEALTH PREOBLEMS:









Cancer, Radiation, Goiters, Malaria: Drink a bottle of iodine mixed into Quinine tonic water over the course of a week. Repeat if necessary. Replace all screws in eyeglasses with store-bought replacements.









Alzheimer's: Do NOT use anything with aluminum in it: foil, cans, pots and pans, anti-perspirant, etc. (Save the last for interviews, etc.)









AIDS: Green Monkey Virus.









Multiple Sclerosis, Rosacia and Parkinson's may be caused by consumption of human flesh. Definitely Rosacia.









Schizophrenia, Schizo-affective Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, Alcoholism, etc: A combination of brainwashing and post-traumatic stress disorder. Attention Deficit Disorder, Transgenderism, Multiple Personality Disorder, and so on, is completely fabricated. Real conditions: Borderline Personality Disorder, Sociopathy.









"Family" medicine is only a means to control family members who displease the rest of the "nuclear" family, mostly Woofs. Rehabs, hospitalizations, Partial Hospitalization, Crisis Lines, etc. are all fraud.









There has been cloning of human beings for decades. Absorb the above stuff first.









WOOF



c/o David James Callan



16 Eldridge Street, Apt. 14H



Manchester, CT 06040



860-647-6911



Woooooof1@gnmail.com



doodlebuggery1@gmail.com



http://lokisings.blogspot.com/?zx=cfd58c68e6530bf1



http://hardcoreexodus.blogspot.com









OPERATION JOHN TRAIN JR. CONTINUE UNTIL FINISHED, WOOF1 Special Ops.

HARDCORE NO MORE & NEW NOVEL TITLE: OPERATION BLOODBATH CONTINUE UNTIL FINISHED

WOOF

Male homosexuals in dangerous, abusive or life threatening situations please contact:

WOOF
c/o David James Callan
16 Eldridge Street, Apt. 14H
Manchester, CT 06040
860-647-6911
doodlebuggery1@gmail.com

HARDCORE: I'm still in love with Nick Regiacorte

I'm still in love with Nick Regiacorte.

DESCRIPTION OF THE ANTI-GAY MALE HATE GROUP THE HARDCORE MILITIA

Since the gloves are off, and you'll know who hurt me if something happens to me, let me explain a little about the Hardcore Militia.
They are an anti-gay hate group. They often concentrate their efforts in trades that are traditionally gay friendly: the theater, music, designing, fashion, etc.

Poster boys and girls associated with the related Exodus movement include actress Anne Heche and British musician and DJ Tom Robinson.


They are of all ages, with as many or more women as men, and of any religious group, cult or other hate group, such as the KKK, Skinheads, Neo-Nazis, Concerned Citizens, The Moral Majority, The Silent Majority, Catholic League, Opus Dei, Scientology, Mother of God, Disciples of Christ [D.O.C.], and so on, and have many members who are pedophiles. They have a code of silence. They do not have literature, or at least none that I have seen. They do have symbols: that damned smiley face, keys and key-chains. The keys represent one of their slogans: "Be the Gatekeeper of Your own Soul." They are parasitic in nature: they take over groups such as AA, gay alliance meeting, gay support groups. They have members in all the professions, and concentrate themselves in the Psychology, Psychiatry, Communications and Law Enforcement/Law professions. They use non-verbal signals: whistling, jangling their keys, gestures about the face (sort of like baseball players), and use cell-phones and the Internet to stalk, harass and murder gay men, especially younger guys. I say guys because they are very specifically an anti-gay male group; there are Lesbian members. They refer to gay men as "smokers." 
They tend to use the date rape drug, PCP, angel dust and other dangerous substances in the efforts to "cure" gay males. They are the people who say to gay men, and only gay men will know what I am talking about, "Do you know what time it is?" They say this usually in the context of gay bars, where they spend evenings talking with gay men, in order to gain information about closeted gay men, or to cause harm to them. They often wear pink baseball caps, are often involved with motor-cycle gangs, and are very good at acting nice in front of people and then being completely deranged when alone with gay males. There are members in the highest levels of government, and are probably funded by the various groups I have mentioned, plus the "old money" families, especially the people involved with Skull and Bones. They use accusations of date-rape and pedophilia and other false accusations to hurt gay men who will not submit. They are often the brothers, mothers, sisters, brothers and other relatives of a gay male. There are transexual Hardcore Militia members.

AT LEAST HALF ARE LESBIANS AND OTHER WOMEN.

Lesbians, especially Lesbian Separatists, spread AIDS by use of injection to kill male homosexuals. TRUST NO LESBIANS OR TRANSSEXUALS IF YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL MALE. GAY PRIDE IS A MYTH. MANY PEOPLE CALLING THEMSELVES "GAY" ARE PEDOPHILES, NECROPHILIACS, ZOOPHILES AND CANNIBALS.

 
Have a nice day!:)


WOOF
c/o David James Callan
16 Eldridge Street, Apt. 14H
Manchester, CT 06040
860-647-6911
doodlebuggery1@gmail.com

DAVID "HARDCORE NO MORE" CALLAN The First Five Books of Poems

http://www.mediafire.com/?dzmnrjwkdte

DAVID "HARDCORE NO MORE" CALLAN The David James Callan Album Demos

http://www.mediafire.com/?gw2tzydom0d

David "HARDCORE NO MORE" CALLAN Demos December 15th, 2007 Version II

http://www.mediafire.com/?y2jnjmona3x

DAVID "HARDCORE NO MORE" CALLAN Numbers From the System Demos

http://www.mediafire.com/?dmimjjtnzjj

DAVID "HARDCORE NO MORE" CALLAN The Austin Demos

http://www.mediafire.com/?kqgdnywwzvo

THE JOE (AND CHENELLE) MILFORD POETRY SHOW

My friends Joe and Chenelle Milford run a wonderful internet radio show called "The Joe Milford Poetry Show" where the best of the well-known and emerging poets read  and chat about their work. I had the honor of doing one of the broadcasts, and here is a direct link to that:


http://www.facebook.com/l/b66d7;www.blogtalkradio.com/joe-milford-show/2009/12/07/joe-milford-hosts-david-callan


And you can download that and all the other shows here:


http://www.facebook.com/l/b66d7;www.blogtalkradio.com/joe-milford-show


Don't let the college zines and anthologies fool you, there's a world of writing out there, a lot of it that doesn't make it to FENCE or THE NEW YORKER and "The Joe Milford Poetry Show" is a great place to start looking. Joe, by the way, is a hell of a poet in his own right: "his collected works, Cracked Altimeter, Volumes I, II, and III: Collected and Selected Poems, 1990 - 2005, have recently been published by BlazeVox Press, and he is working on a current manuscript about the surreal South. When Joe is not busy being a college professor, hosting an international radio show, and being a loving husband and father, he rock out on his bass, cooks gourmet meals, and studies anthropic principles.
Joe Milford is available to do readings at your college, bookstore, or other institution. Send an email to jmilford2005@hotmail.com for more information."


Here is a profile of him done a couple years ago:


http://orangesandsardines.blogspot.com/2008/07/interview-with-poet-joseph-milford.html

DAVID JAMES CALLAN [VERSION TWO]

Another version of the DAVID JAMES CALLAN demo. The song "Uncle Bunny's Hoedown" was written by me and Keith Grady, now DJ Fancy of the rap-group Fannypack. It was originally a cheesy country song with a walking bass line, but I can't play it that way. The lyrics are the PC version; originally, the word "conscience" was "titties." I guess that was a dishonest version of the song, though.


01 _ The Drinking Well
02 _ Tearing the Shirt
03 _ Resume
04 _ Johnny (Callan/Summers)
05 _ Pillow
06 _ Seven Wolves
07 _ Matchbox
08 _ OK
09 _ Drowning Boy
10 _ Leaves Fall
11 _ Wild Mountain Thyme (Traditional; Arranged and Adapted by David James Callan)
12 _ Uncle Bunny's Hoedown (Grady/Callan)


All songs by David James Callan Except Where Indicated. Copyright c. 1997 Loki Sings. All Rights Reserved. "Pillow" was the first song I wrote completely on my own...hundreds of lyrics and a capella songs and collaborations later. "OK" was written in Atlanta, GA when I was hanging out with Matt Lord, on my first guitar which was given to me by my brother Scott. I wrote about sixty songs on that guitar, it got left behind in Iowa City when I skedaddled out of there in February or March 2000. The bridge to the song "Matchbox" came years after I wrote the rest of the song, when I asked my Gen Lit students to write down all the profanities that they knew. That's where "wigger" comes from. It's not a word I use in everyday life, but I use vulgarities and curses more in my songs than I do in the everyday. A well placed obscenity can accomplish beautiful things. I wrote "Seven Wolves" mainly to counteract the nonsensical idea that gay dudes are the same as pedophiles. There's a line in "Tearing the Shirt" about getting drunk in an alley--that refers to my twenty-first birthday when my buddy Christian Meyers took me to Boston and I had no ID so we drank expensive imported beer in the alley behind somewhere, maybe a Chinese restaurant.


http://www.mediafire.com/?y2jnjmona3x

DAVID JAMES CALLAN ALTERNATE VERSION

01 _ The Drinking Well
02 _ Tearing the Shirt
03 _ Resume
04 _ Johnny (Written with Wade Summers)
05 _ OK
06 _ Crocodile (Written with Genevieve Haag)
07 _ Matchbox
08 _ The Child That Gypsies Stole
09 _ Pillow
10 _ Leaves Fall
11 _ Drowning Boy
12 _ Jacques' Song
13 _ Wild Mountain Thyme (Traditional; Arrangement and New Lyrics by David James Callan)


All songs by David James Callan Except Where Indicated. Copyright c. 1997 Loki Sings. All Rights Reserved.


This is the album I set out to create when I first began to write and perform in Portland, ME in 1994. Helped by Sol Sender, Kate Schrock, Jen Haag, Russ Werner, Tony Lauritano, Tim Follo, Jay Wills, John Burke, Suzannah Gries, Chandler Klose, Meghan Rush, Brynlyyn Lewis, CAR aka LINCOLNVILLE, The Elvis Room, Raffles' Cafe Bookstore, Raoul's Roadside Attraction, Jason Wilkins, Anni Clark and especially Jacques Schickel and Thurber. Sad songs about drinking, basically. Originally, there was supposed to be a cover of Maggie Roche's "Hammond Song."


"Tearing the Shirt" was written by me with the help of Wade Summers--I'd hum the notes and he'd show me the chords. We'd been in a band together in high school, The Little Baby Sponges, and "Johnny," who had a sex change from his original "Jacquie," was the first song we wrote together, orginally on piano. It was played with a really bad band called The Nudie Kazoos, whose one hit was called "The Silver Turtle (Is Watching You)." We also had a song called "Burning Down the Orphanage" but Dolly Parton wrote a song called that in the 60's.  "Crocodile" was a song from a brief project called The Delicate Blossoms, and probably survived to The Gentle Friendly Moisturizer Orchestra, and was a solo spot for Jen Haag, along with a song called "Paper Airplanes" which does not survive.


"Wild Mountain Thyme" is based on two versions: Judy Collins and Joan Baez, and I think they learned it from The MacPeacke Family. It's a traditional melody. I wrote the last stanza based on the extra verse Joan Baez sings in her version. Judy Collins' versions is best though. She's a very under-rated singer, and her mid to late sixties early seventies albums are gorgeous. She's as Ur-Alternative as The Velvet Underground.


http://www.mediafire.com/?gw2tzydom0d

AUSTIN/SONGS BY DAVID JAMES CALLAN

01 _ Austin
02 _ Crickets
03 _ Puddlejumper
04 _ Blackbird Boy
05 _ Face
06 _ Garbage
07 _ Feverfew Hills
08 _ Shine
09 _ Judas
10 _ John Train
11 _ Rise Above This Heart
12 _ Broke
13 _ Like Father, Like Son
14 _ Nick's Song


All words & Music by David James Callan. Copyright c. 2010 Loki Sings Music. All Rights Reserved.


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NUMBERS FROM THE SYSTEM/SONGS BY DAVID JAMES CALLAN

01 _ Adam's Ale
02 _ Ezra
03 _ Falling Down (Written with Jeff Clark)
04 _ Timothy Tiddlewicz
05 _ The Table (Written with Jeff Clark)
06 _ Flight (Written with Jeff Clark)
07 _ Trains Are
08 _ Puddlejumper
09 _ Seven Wolves
10 _ Coot
11 _ Crickets
12 _ I Know Love
13 _ Boxing Day
14 _ Garbage
15 _ Face
16 _ Shine


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All songs by David James Callan except where noted; all lyrics by David James Callan. Copyright c. 2010 Loki Sings Music. All Rights Reserved.


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WELCOME TO LOKI SINGS

This is the introduction of my new blog, where I hope I will be able to share my music and writing,  Links to other music have been taken down.  Check out the titles on some of these puppies!